Why Do Only Frees And Loanees Work? TSS February 8, 2012 Leeds United 5 Comments A new parody song, “Only Frees & Loanees” based on the Only Fools & Horses theme tune originally sang by David Sullivan has hit YouTube. The mock tribute to Leeds United’s tight-fisted chairman came about after a thread on the ever-popular Whites messageboard WACCOE. YouTube was also utilised to mock Ken Bates when The Scratching Shed & Mark Duffy teamed up to record a parody of The Pigeon Detectives hit I’m Not Sorry which you can see below.