Professional Football Players Urgently Required TSS September 20, 2012 Just for fun 18 Comments With news that Ross McCormack could be out for three months, Neil Warnock desperately needs to strengthen his squad. Suggestions that Leeds United's takeover will be completed within the next two weeks...
Welcome To Manchester – A Europa League City TSS December 8, 2011 Just for fun 6 Comments Sure, we're in no position to really be laughing at the misfortunes of Manchester United and Manchester City - and the majority of us probably wished Man City nothing but good will - but it was hard not to...
Four Minutes – The Darren Ferguson Tribute Song TSS November 7, 2011 Just for fun 15 Comments When Peterborough United manager Darren Ferguson threw a strop over Leeds beating his side in "Fergie Time", it got The Scratching Shed's creative juices flowing. The 'four minutes is four minutes' line from...
The All New Vinnie Jones Fitness Plan! TSS November 4, 2011 Just for fun 27 Comments Since retirement, Leeds United, Chelsea and Wimbledon legend Vinnie Jones has proved he's more than just a brutal midfielder that gives the opposition nightmares, going on to become a big name in...
Presenting The Chippendale Management Crew TSS August 22, 2011 Just for fun 5 Comments Ever found yourself wondering what Simon Grayson, Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger and other top managers do throughout the summer? Well, we think one of The Scratching Shed's readers may have found...
The Leeds United Kama Sutra TSS August 18, 2011 Just for fun 21 Comments The Scratching Shed is proud to announce the forthcoming release of our first book, The Leeds United Kama Sutra. A modern adaptation of the classic Hindu sex manual, The Leeds United Kama Sutra is packed full...
Ken Bates: Modern Day Crooner TSS August 11, 2011 Just for fun 9 Comments Ever wanted to hear our beloved chairman do a Frank Sinatra tribute? You haven't! Oh dear... I know what you're thinking - "Who needs Rod Stewart?" Thanks (or indeed complaints) go to Mikelufc for...
Simon Grayson – The art of being interviewed TSS July 19, 2011 Just for fun 35 Comments Ever thought Simon Grayson's press conferences seem somewhat repetitive? Almost like he's reading from a script you could say. Saying something without actually saying anything at all is a difficult skill to...
The funniest Leeds United chants TSS November 3, 2010 Just for fun, Leeds United 52 Comments A post on The Early Bath blog got me thinking about some of the amusing chants I've heard on my travels following Leeds United. I've probably forgotten more than I've managed to remember and list below, so...
Official – The Queen is a Leeds fan! TSS May 16, 2010 Just for fun, Leeds United 16 Comments As David Cameron accepted his position as the new Prime Minister of Great Britain last week, the Worldwide media were given a rare glimpse of the ceremony when a picture was issued to the press. In the...