Rodolph Austin gave his first interview as a Leeds United player, presenting himself as an incredibly laid-back, determined individual who has more trouble smiling than Tom Lees.

The Jamaican international, friends with the fastest man alive and fellow countryman Usain Bolt, explained to Thom Kirwin that the reason fans seem to like him is because he plays with passion and hates to lose (…and stuff!)

Rodolph’s first interview

In other news, Michael Brown has today penned a new one year deal with the club, whilst Billy Paynter spent the day at Doncaster Rovers and is expected to complete his transfer shortly.

  • Flippin-Pop-It-Bruva

    Rudolf the red nosed soldier, has some very shiny toes and i f you ever heard him he would fuckin break your nose……………lol had to get the 1st song in before christmas lol MOT Austin the new Batty love it! : )

    • Rick

      yehh man i like it haha but is that ment to say hurt not heard

      • Flippin-pop-it-bruva

        lol yeah it was a bit late lol looking for someone to write the second verse! lol

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    • henrymouni

      Let us hope he can play!
      We are all excited by a ‘hope’ but none of us have seen him play.
      Our league is totally different to Norway’s.

      • Warnock has! He has been a transfer target of Neil’s for some time. He tried to sign him for QPR and was quoted £3 million!

      • TimPM

        I watched a stream of his last two matches for Brann.

        Good passing when called upon, decent tackle, quick, good shot on him.

        The one weakness I’d say is he dived in once or twice which allowed
        players to get past him (but this was the second game where he wanted a
        yellow to get a Norwegian ban to speed up his move).

        Seemed a solid lad tbh

    • WestcountryWhite

      John Barnes is turning in his grave

      • Bird

        except that John Barnes isnt dead so i doubt very much that he is turning in grave.

  • pete58

    I can’t remember when I last looked forward to a football season. with quite so much excitement,

    • Tare

      Yep this is great time when all things are ahead and the sky is limit while cut ted grass at pitches are smelling in the air. Now we have this compass owner in NW and looking for the good winds to sail towards PL harbour. Tare

      • pete58

        not long now , my friend!